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At Last!
Oh joy, the comics are going to come in today. I knew it was going to be a good day, on the drive into work. It had been raining, but the sun was coming out, and there was a huge bank of clouds all backlit like a Maxfield Parrish painting, AND a double Rainbow! It's a wonder I didn't drive off ...
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No Comics Today
I'm so sad. I LIVE for Wednesdays. But those pesky UPS men felt the need to celebrate Thanksgiving with their families, thereby denying me my drug of choice. I suppose that I can live with it. It's only one day, after all, and then the wait until NEXT week, is also shorter by a day, and I am ...
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All Romance Heroes look like Hal...Still!
I know that I've used this idea before, but it is still valid, and there's nothing I like better than flogging a dead horse. Or Hal, as the case may be. I absolutely adore all of those old Romance Comics. Frankly,they are HILARIOUS! All, the moaning, and sighing, and misogyny just tickles my ...
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Blackest Night #5
Nekron Rises! Does he ever! I hope that you were all good boys and girls, and read Green Lantern #48 first. It isn't THAT necessary, but it does explain how they all ended up together. And that is one HELL of a splash page, as drawn by Ivan Reis. He's really outdoing himself on the artwork.  ...
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Nothing Comical Today
Took the day off, and marched in our very last fife and drum corp parade of the season. Man, it was chilly AND windy. But then we all went to the Brewmaster Tavern in Williamsburg, Mass, and in exchange for playing for the customers, we got a tour of the brewery, not to mention goodies AND beer! ...
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Green Lantern #48
Prepare for your mind to be officially boggled. Also, be sure to read Green Lantern BEFORE you read Blackest Night #5. Nothing too earth-shattering will happen if you happen to read it the other way around, but it will make a bit more sense. Blackest Night is turning into one HELL of an event, ...
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It's Turkey Day!
Woohoo, it's Thanksgiving! Probably my favorite holiday of the year! It's over the river and through the woods, to my sister's log cabin for a feast that can't be beat. We'll visit with family, eat everything in site, drink wine and cider and talk for HOURS. I love it. I hope that you all have ...
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Where's a Superhero when you Need one?
So. I go traipsing off to my beloved Comical Book store as usual, and much to my dismay, am greeted by the news that it was ROBBED last night! The effrontery of it! The sheer audacity! The outrage! They broke in through a small obscure window in the back, and unfortunately, in doing so, knocked ...
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Oh Good Grief...
...it's Tuesday again, isn't it? I don't quite know what it is about Tuesdays, but I always have a terrible time coming up with something to write about. So I guess I'll just have to go spelunking in my photobucket and see what bobs to the surface. And isn't THAT a strange melange of phrases! ...
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More Ruminations on Green Arrow
Yeah, you heard me. Green ARROW! I have been contemplating Ollie's wankery lately...and quite frankly, his ego even puts Hal's to shame. But Hal still has more willpower, sexiness and nicer hair...so there. I will admit however, that I did absolutely adore Kevin Smith's version of Oliver, when ...
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The Brave & the Bold
Woohoo! They actually showed a NEW episode of the Brave & the Bold on the Cartoon Channel! Not only that, but it had GUY in it! Doing Guyish sorts of things. It also had Mongul as the bad guy, Bat of course, Guy, Green Arrow, Huntress and Plastic Man as WELL as Woozy Winks, not to mention the ...
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Let's All Pick on Ollie
I'm in something of a contrary mood. Normally, I like to abuse Hal. But I've been reading those old Denny O'Neil Green Lantern/Green Arrow stories lately, and just for a change of pace, I feel like abusing Ollie instead. Because compared to Mister Oliver Queen, Hal Jordan comes off as a model of ...
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A Public Service Announcement
People, just because the word "Butts" is in the title of this blog, please do not make assumptions. Yes, I may enjoy the sight of a taut Green Lantern behind, but that's MY particular fetish, that is shared by a small number of highly discerning friends. It is not carte blanche to use my site as ...
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It's Review Time
Not a bad week, all things considered. No Blackest Night, nor any Green Lanterns, but I managed...I managed. BN: Adventure Comics #4 Ok, this is the one with Superboy Prime on the cover, and quite frankly, I wasn't quite sure WHAT to expect. I certainly didn't expect to laugh my ass off, that's ...
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Wednesday Bonanza
Well, I'm just flabberghasted. Here it is, Wednesday, and I go dancing into my beloved local Comic Book store, intent upon gobbling up whatever four-color delights are awaiting me. And there are some excellent delights, but I'll get to those anon. What did startle me, was a four foot tall stack ...
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Ugh...It's Tuesday
What IS it about Tuesday anyway? It's the most depressing day of the week, that's what it is. Monday isn't really too thrilling either, but you do have the "excitement" of getting going again after the weekend. Wednesday of course, is what I call "Church" day...because going to the Comic Book ...
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Guy Gardner: Warrior
It's been an awfully long tinme since I had a little bit of Beau Smith Appreciation, and I feel that he is due. As you ALL know, Beau Smith was the definitive writer of Guy Gardner, when he took over his solo title way back when. This was after Hal had gone bonkers and Parallaxed his way through ...
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Halfway through Blackest Night
So. Here we all are, about halfway through Blackest Night, and the tension is ramping up to almost unendurable levels. I remember going through this with Rebirth and the Sinestro Corps War. Say what you will, but Geoff Johns is a master at creating and maintaining threat levels! And, it always ...
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Green Lantern Corps #42
I purposely like to wait an extra day, whenever Green Lantern or Green Lantern Corps or Blackest Night comes in, to be able to absorb everything, and to give everyone a chance to read it, without spoiling the ending. With that being said...OH MY GOD!!!!! I...I did not see that coming. I mean, I ...
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Reviews
Boy Howdy, that was one HELL of a comicbook week! Especially...well, never mind, I'll get to it. Batman & Robin #6 Gotta love those Frank Quitely covers. Inside, Jason is up to his old tricks...or maybe just some new tricks. He's got Dick and Damian stripped down to their underwear, tied up in ...
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