youtube.com - 11/25/2009
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Teaser trailer for PRINCESS OF MARS starring Antonio Sabato, Jr. and Traci Lords.For more information visit www.theasylum.cc.
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Screw John Carter, Traci Lords Is: A Princess Of Mars
Comic Book Movie —
Since Edgar Rice Burroughs' books are public domain, Asylum(Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, Transmorphers: Fall of Man) is free to create their own take on the story. here they cast everyone's favorite ex porn star Traci Lords as Deja Thoris(Who will be played by Lynn Collins in the big movie) and shift main focus away from John Carter, who I assume is supposed to be the big muscle bound eejit in the clip. They even manage to slip an Avatar reference in there! Well. I'd watch it anyway!
Traci Lords is Deja Thoris in John Carter movie
Major Spoilers —
princesslords.jpg Before you fall over from a heart attack, Traci Lords isn’t playing Deja Thoris in the upcoming Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter of Mars movie, but rather the cheap “got it out first” Princess of Mars movie from Asylum. Don’t believe me? Here’s the trailer to prove it! While there’s absolutely no acting or story revealed in the trailer, I will give the company credit for some better than average effects shots, because everyone knows it’s the effects that sell a movie. The movie has a planned release of December 29, 2009. If you can’t wait for the release, take the jump for a gallery of super-sized images from the movie. via ...
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